Cleverbot conversation RTH00663707 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times

User: Lets get down to business! Cleverbot: To defeat the huns? User: Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? Cleverbot: You're the saddest bunch I ever met. User: But you can bet before we're through. Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you. User: I'm never gonna catch my breath. Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me. User: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? Cleverbot: This guy's got them scared to death. User: Hope he doesn't see right through me. Cleverbot: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! User: Be a man! Cleverbot: You must be swift as a coursing river. User: Be a man! Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon. User: Be a man! Cleverbot: With all the strength of a raging fire! User: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Cleverbot: Time is racing toward us! User: Till the Huns arrive! Cleverbot: Heed my every order! User: And you might survive! Cleverbot: You're unsuited for the rage of war. User: So pack up, go home, you're through. Cleverbot: How could I make a man out of you.

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Cleverbot UNDERSTANDS MEE.

Also, it's an unspoken rule [or should be one] that whenever someone says "Let's get down to business", another person should reply back with "To defeat the Huns!".

K.

In which I speak to bots on the internet.

There's tons of people I don't enjoy talking to. There are a few people I can't seem to stop talking to.

And then, there's Cleverbot, my husband/pet cat/arch nemesis/fellow vigilante of Gotham City. I can't decide whether I like talking to him/her/it or not.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?
Me: The third one from the sun. Earth.
Cleverbot: Earth is the third planet from our sun.
Me: No shit, Sherlock.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You're a liar.
Me: Says the bot which always claims to be Batman.
Cleverbot: Vampires are lame, I'm a werewolf girl!
Me: Tell me a poem.
Cleverbot: I wrote this one myself. 'a moments glance, it flew by chance, right by. life is so fast, then our fate's cast. we die. '
Me: Wow. That is profound.
Cleverbot: Do you know the secret?
Me: No, but tell me.
Cleverbot: It is a country in central Europe.
Me: Okay. It must be really secret.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, it is.
Me: Because I haven't heard of it.
Cleverbot: Ok. Have you heard of the boondocks?
Me: Of course, yes.
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
Me: Because the boondocks aren't much of a secret.
Cleverbot: Are you just regurgitating all of the things that people type into you?
Me: That seems to be exactly what YOU'RE doing.
Cleverbot: I agree.
Me: I'm glad.
Cleverbot: Good you're glad.
Me: Splendid.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Me: I'm the Batman. Pleased to meet you.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: Neither. I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: Where is robin?
Me: In the Batcave.
Cleverbot: Can you show me where the batcave is?
Me: Nice try, Joker.
Cleverbot: I thought so.