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User: Lets get down to business! Cleverbot: To defeat the huns? User: Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons? Cleverbot: You're the saddest bunch I ever met. User: But you can bet before we're through. Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you. User: I'm never gonna catch my breath. Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me. User: Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? Cleverbot: This guy's got them scared to death. User: Hope he doesn't see right through me. Cleverbot: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim! User: Be a man! Cleverbot: You must be swift as a coursing river. User: Be a man! Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon. User: Be a man! Cleverbot: With all the strength of a raging fire! User: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Cleverbot: Time is racing toward us! User: Till the Huns arrive! Cleverbot: Heed my every order! User: And you might survive! Cleverbot: You're unsuited for the rage of war. User: So pack up, go home, you're through. Cleverbot: How could I make a man out of you.

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Cleverbot UNDERSTANDS MEE.

Also, it's an unspoken rule [or should be one] that whenever someone says "Let's get down to business", another person should reply back with "To defeat the Huns!".

K.

Of Sentimental Disney Movies and Death and Stuff.

Call me emotionally unstable, but i tear up every time an animal dies in a movie i'm watching.

My mum tells me i cried every time i watched Lion King. Starting from back when i was the age of three. But that was because i couldn't climb inside the tv and sing "Hakuna Matata" with Timon, Pumba and Simba. Or so i'm told.

Human deaths in movies don't interest me much. But when Mufasa, or Bambi's mother die, the
waterworks just start flowing.

•  Lion King: "Oh gawd why can't i get inside the tv?!" *cries*
•  Lion King (Again): "Noo! MUFASA!" *cries*
•  Bambi: "I hate man!" *cries*
•  Marley & Me: *cries*
•  Deathly Hallows: "Dobby! D:" *cries*
•  The Princess And The Frog: "No tiny firefly you can't DIE!" *cries*

I was reading a comic strip earlier today. Not the usual "Funny-ha ha" comic. This was one of those which fill your heart with sadness and make you all teary-eyed.
It's about this guy whose pet dog passed away, and how he realizes how one doesn't appreciate something until it's gone for good.
(The said comic: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1527673/Baww+comic )

That, and the gloomy weather and endless rain got me thinking about death, and stuff.

Hence the gloomy blog post.