"Cuddly and warm, these calming creatures reassure me in the days of doubt when fears fly before reason and the world looms bleak instead of beautiful. The Teddy bear, all things to all ages, all sizes for all preferences, symbol that all is right with the world if one only believes."
Everyone should get themselves a teddy bear. Why, you ask?
- Warm, cuddly, reassuring and full of love. A Teddy bear is all of these things.
- Their hugs are magical. Even if your day has turned out to be a glorious pile of shit, just one hug from a teddy bear will make you feel like a happy ray of sunshine.
- Teddy bears don't judge you. Isn't that reason enough?
- Teddy bears are the ultimate confidants. Nothing gets past them. And they don't reveal your secrets to the world either, like diaries do. Goddamn diaries.
Nah. Kidding, of course.
But srsly.
So here i am, glorifying Teddy bears when i myself don't own one. I'm such a hypocrite, non?
Truth is, my teddy bear isn't so much a bear as a tree frog. :)
Meet Louie. He's like any other teddy bear, except greener and more tree frog-gier. He may not be an omnivore, but he is just as lovable. :cue aww-ing:
Louie is sitting on my head as i type this out. He approves of this post.
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